how many seconds to midnight

Something is in the air and no don't hit me with the cliches. It's not love, not friendship, and definitely not camaraderie. First of all, there was the threat of revoking my yaoilification. HUH? I hear you say out loud. And I don't blame you for it is absurd to ever think that I would treat yaoi with nothing but reverence. Yes I ship heteros but only a select, worthy few. While we're at it, hetslops is something we, as a collective, should have an in-depth discussion about. I hate to say it but there exists yaoi and yurislop and that is not hate, just fact.

In regards to my previous post, nalu does not count as hetslop. If you can believe it, they were recently just confirmed to have feelings for each other after DECADES of edging. Even then, it was through a panel announcement!! Those interviews piss me off too cuz "Mike would've explored" "byler was never in the cards" "we were all rooting for it", to name a few. But hey, mushrooms are edible, I'll stomach what I can. If you've watched any shounen in existence you will notice a pattern of misogyny and homoeroticism. Those two are mutually exclusive as shounen mangakas are so incapable of writing complex female characters with motivations outside men. HOWEVER that is not present in fairy tail, especially nalu (fraxus you can make a case for but I digress). 

Had she been written by a different mangaka, Lucy would be a man named Luke who shares romatically charged moments with Natsu and the whole of fairy tail would not change (perhaps maybe less fanservice?). Point is their dynamic is what Naruto and Hinata wished they had. Asta and Noelle are desperately attempting the same level of chemistry but they could never. AND DON"T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON IZOUCHA HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

So no I do not hetslop!!! If you catch me rooting for heteros it is for good reason ala everlark, desmond x penny, and loid x yor. Dm me for more info.

Second, aforementioned fake friend from a blog entry ago has (purposely...?) stepped on my nerves again. We had resolved our differences 4 or so hours ago yet he has come to vex me ONCE AGAIN. I thought he was a confidant yet he has broken girl code. You simply, under any circumstances, must not go against women. That is a universal truth that he somehow does not fully grasp at the ripe age of legality. And now I have no other choice but to deploy my metaphorical missiles. Sadly, I can not go into detail with my methods here on the site. After all, I still have a character certificate to acquire. I know all friends with access to this blog are to be trusted. But if I've learned something these past hours, its about time I conjure up an NDA on each of them. Or perhaps just one. You know who you are.

The atomic scientists of 1947 had foreseen this twisted sequence of events and made sure to warn the world of impending nuclear catastrophe. For that, I applaud them. The world is nothing but the lived reality of each individual, one of countless in existence. One world is in peril tonight and that starts when the clock hits midnight.