vagueposting 1

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Legal writing really takes the fun out of just saying shit and yapping. Like no you don't actually have to provide 50 paragraphs to support 1 statement just let loose and say whateverrrrr

Today I get my life tgt and that starts with caressing the pianooo. Musical era revival is underway these pipes might be rusty so expect grating noises along the way. Ohmygod bruh I just realised my mic isn't here I really am gonna sound like metal pipes clang clank spshing

Its going to sound like one of those pov you're about to slime the mosquito but it sings red swan XD XD videos. Hey speaking of aquatic animals I have tons of duck photos someone would like if only we were on good terms. (Update: reconciliations are processing lets see if it lasts)

Being 3 hours away from the place I've recognized as home is weird. In my mind its still there, stagnant. Even as my friends make plans and hangout I only perceive a desolate place. Well with the sole exception of a certain someone's baking. 

Bakery and cafe pastries just don't cut it for me anymore. I know her process cuz we've baked together before but for all I know she must've been holding back. Could the secret recipe actually exist? She must really be a witch. A good witch. Hmm good is superfluous. Whoever decided that witches are bad and evil? Jeff Goldblum you will pay for your sins. But she has to understand sweetheart deficiency is real. I am a sweetheart and need to cannibalize soon otherwise I fear I will not survive.

To fill this sugary void in my heart, I have decided to officially claim emoticons from the evil japanese. These babies deserve to see the light of day and they just capture my being in a way that emojis never can. They are sooooo kawaii like look at themmm

1. (*≧∀≦)人(≧∀≦*)♪ 

2. (///ω///)♪♪ o((o〃∇〃))o♪ 

3. (*^▽^)/★*☆♪   (-＿-) 

4. Σ(ﾉ`Д´)ﾉ ヽ(´д｀)ノ 

5. d=(^o^)=b  σ(^_^;)? 

Btw all these correspond with each of my dynamics with the digital bloggers. Try guessing which ones whichhh (WITCH!!!!) Winner gets an undisclosed prize!

Clue: I am always the first. 


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