WOW WHAT A MOMENT

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I initially didn't want to exert my body ping ponging a shuttlecock but here we are. There is no explanation for why I eventually ended up here but gazing upon this twink, my world's turned technicolor.

Yes that's right dear readers, I have been seeing everything in grayscale until today. You're probably wondering, "how were you able to spot blue and yellow?" And to that I say what an idiotic thing to ask. Byler is a frequency that transcends all senses. I just know when something is spiritually byler, wouldn't you? 

Now back to the topic at hand, maid-kun is not a bad badminton player (bad²minton) but the outfit elevates his skills a lot. Enhancement, maybe. He doesn't know it yet but the ability to perform at peak levels on just about anything is because of the very garments he has donned at this very moment.

Like a paladin's armor, like a ballerina's tutu, like bear's jockstrap. His maidfit is the missing piece he's been looking for. He might not realize yet but I know. I know.
(Yes I got his permission to post. And no this is not the rant I was talking about that one's lengthy so strap in)

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  1. lyriq ♡18 June 2026 at 02:06

    this is so inspirational, Zhyrra. While I hold nothing but vitriol in my heart towards guys in maid dresses it gives me hope that i may one day see in technicolour for the first time. That day being when I finally see a guy crying and sobbing and all red ans uper cute and adorbs and hopefully making beautiful pained noises. I will find a way, just like you found this twink.

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    1. z v internet18 June 2026 at 02:34

      After this day I can confidently say that anything is possible. Hold out hope and you too will perceive the wonderful colors of the world
      (*ゝω･*)

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